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Hello my friends, I have decided to take a retirement from moat for a moderately long period of time.

Whoever tells the best joke will get a personal item of mine, under the condition it is never gonna be traded.

1 joke each, you have a week

-father

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A Spanish-speaking tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

"Uno, Dos.."

And then, like promised, he disappeared.

He left without a tres.

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A dad is explaining how things are to his son, “I think it’s time you knew, Greg. You know the Easter Bunny, Santa, and the Tooth Fairy? That’s always been me.” His son replies, “That’s OK, daddy, I’ve known for a long time now that all these fairy creatures were really you. Except for the stork, right? That was uncle Ron?”

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48 minutes ago, a father said:

Hello my friends, I have decided to take a retirement from moat for a moderately long period of time.

Whoever tells the best joke will get a personal item of mine, under the condition it is never gonna be traded.

1 joke each, you have a week

-father

father  i love you this isn't a joke now give me free weapons

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Whats the difference between my computer and paul walker?

I give a ❤❤❤❤ when my computer crashes.

Im not sorry.

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Aight lemme hit u with the 2 in one sweet deals . Firstly you have I existed coming out as his fully gay. The only reason why the people of mexico never win the Olympics is because the best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America. 😛 

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my existence is a joke... but here's another one:

i farted at work the other day, and my co-worker started trying to open the windows, it must have been a really bad one - we work on a submarine...

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